imagine masculinity so fragile you have to tell someone you drink better than them.
I drink soda. Alcohol sucks, and you sound like the kinda guy who’ll ask his future wife to add a third person into your relationship after 30 years, “just to spice it up” but have that third person be Daniella Dayum, from that strip club down the way, whos half your 40 year old KIDS’ age and definitely not interested in you.
I’ve met guys like you. I go to college with them. Their successes are listed by the way they walk down the halls and talk to their peers. They’re petty, annoying, self righteous, and stupidly unaware of who likes them and who doesnt.
Get a better life dude. Your defining trait is what a pornstar is better at than you. My father could down more alcohol than you ever could, and was more of an outdoorsman than youd ever be. My grandfathers seen more in his lifetime than you ever will gliding over a pile of rocks. My uncles made tastier steaks than your bland ass bs, and my grandma can tell a better joke than your fromt row seat comedy ever could.
It aint about your stupid, trilby transcendent masculine classism. Its about whether or not you actually enjoy it.
Unlike you, I dont flaunt what i do. Cause what I do doesnt really matter to anyone. What matters is how much a dickbag like you gets offended by someone drinking a “weak drink” to you.
I implore you to drink two shots of wood alcohol my good sir. that should be strong enough for your liking